An 18-year veteran who literally built the web framework that taught a generation of developers MVC, now stewarding 130 repos and 121k stars while JavaScript nervously fidgets in the corner.
“Webpacker (5k stars) and some HTML proves you *can* touch the DOM, but let's be real—you hired JavaScript to handle it while you write elegant Ruby back there.”
“15 weight units—a Dockerfile and some shell scripts suggest you *know* DevOps exists. Spring preloader is close enough to ops work to not embarrass yourself.”
“22.8 weight is mysteriously high for a guy who built a web framework. Did someone tag 'performance' as ML? Anyway, Rails isn't training neural nets—it's training developers.”
Algorithms? Never heard of them. Too busy teaching Rails devs that ActiveRecord IS your algorithm.