Once a humble Java project, Apache ascended to godhood by swallowing every enterprise problem whole—Spark burns, Kafka floods, Airflow schedules the cosmos, and Superset lets mortals see what they broke.
“297.6 weight says you've forgotten more about distributed data than most engineers will ever know. Spark, Flink, Kafka—you built the plumbing that runs the internet.”
“214 weight of 'I've solved every scale problem you can name.' Distributed streaming? Check. Batch processing at petabyte scale? Check. Scheduling 1 million tasks? Airflow says lol yes.”
“182.4 weight. Not your primacy, but Spark's MLlib and all those data pipelines feeding models make you dangerous. You enable ML engineers; you're not one yet.”
You've mastered moving mountains of data but somehow forgot that sorting a list efficiently is a thing computers do.